Larga vida a la reina...
~ 1 ~
Signs are for the religious, the superstitious and the lower class.
~ 2 ~
You know that I adore all of God's creatures and the metaphors they inspire. But those butterflies, have got to be murdered.
~ 3 ~
Don't worry, I can be a bitch enough for both of us.
~ 4 ~
Whoever said money doesn’t buy happiness doesn’t know where to shop.
~ 5 ~
(On the subway) Rats go underground. Not Waldorfs!
~ 6 ~
I have pipes that he will never plumb.
~ 7 ~
Caffiene, Nicotine, Cadimine, Diazepam, Lorazepam.. All the 'pams' really.
~ 8 ~
Lady Godiva, my only friend.
~ 9 ~
Awww...too bad you missed the assembly. Not that it matters. College doesn't offer degrees in 'slut'.
~ 10 ~
In the real world, knowledge is power.
~ 11 ~
It was once said that a person's eyes are the windows to their soul, ...that was before people had cellphones.
~ 12 ~
I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination.
~ 13 ~
Ladies, you can get your tiny brains to rest. Once again the world has proven - anything you can do, I can do better.
~ 14 ~
If you cut revenge out of the Bible there’s not even enough pages to make a pamphlet.
~ 15 ~
A hot lifeguard is like a Kleenex, use once and throw away!
~ 16 ~
You think this will be us in twenty years, onto our fourth husbands?
~ 17 ~
We don’t do prom queen. That’s for suburban schools and the lame teen comedies that are set at them. .1
~ 18 ~
You can't make people love you, but you can make people fear you. .
~ 19 ~
Haven't you heard? I'm the crazy bitch around here.
~ 20 ~
S: Not everyone wants to be Blair Waldorf.
B: Well, not everyone can be. .mm
